Twit Wit: The Best Five Tweets About New Year's Eve and The Sitter

comments: 0 || add yours Twit wit welcomes you to its grimmest weekend yet: This week’s new movie slate includes The Sitter (blech) and New Year’s Eve (THUNDER BLECH). Luckily, Twitter’s finest came out to snark at the offerings, and five of them were bold enough to make our chart. Click through for the shakedown. 5. Tom Scharpling has a foreboding feeling. But is it trustworthy?! #embedly_twitter_50061910{background:url(http://a0.twimg.com/profile_background_images/100763585/doit1000.jpg) #9AE4E8;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 p a {color:#0f2c5c;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 a {color:#0f2c5c;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_50061910 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@scharplingscharpling Guys, I’m starting to worry that NEW YEARS EVE isn’t going to be that good.Dec 10 via webFavoriteRetweetReply 4. Braden Graeber, AKA Hipster Little Mermaid, already anticipates the hangover from too much Zac Efron and Michelle Pfeiffer. #embedly_twitter_49879289{background:url(http://a2.twimg.com/profile_background_images/313066432/080702plaid.jpg) #94cdff;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 p a {color:#4495b3;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 a {color:#4495b3;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_49879289 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@hipstermermaidbraden graeber I’m so thankful Hollywood has given us an extra New Years Eve to regret this year.Dec 09 via webFavoriteRetweetReply 3. Someone needs to get Anthony De Vito a job in PR. He just effectively sold New Year’s Eve. #embedly_twitter_14105403{background:url(http://a1.twimg.com/images/themes/theme6/bg.gif) #022330;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 p a {color:#bd2b06;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 a {color:#bd2b06;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_14105403 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@AnthonyDeVitoAnthony DeVito “New Year’s Eve” is the nation’s #1 movie! (during the worst box-office weekend in 3 years.) #HonestMoviePosterQuotesDec 12 via webFavoriteRetweetReply 2. Mary Charlene, AKA @IamEnidColeslaw, thinks The Sitter is a sad sequel to the “original.” #embedly_twitter_41752714{background:url(http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/380196573/squarepegs.jpg) #709397;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 p a {color:#FF3300;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 a {color:#FF3300;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_41752714 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@IamEnidColeslawMary Charlene I have not seen “The Sitter,” but judging by the preview Elisabeth Shue has gotten fatter and Jewisher.Dec 11 via Favstar.FMFavoriteRetweetReply 1. Twitter headmaster Rob Delaney pretty much compares New Year’s Eve to Guernica. #embedly_twitter_38234849{background:url(http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/5270293/fart_god.jpg) #9f9ae6;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 p a {color:#0084B4;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 a {color:#0084B4;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_38234849 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@robdelaneyrob delaney “New Year’s Eve” was so good that my infant daughter’s face now sickens me because she will never be that beautiful.Dec 09 via webFavoriteRetweetReply Follow Louis Virtel on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter. Tagged: anthony de vito, braden graeber, iamenidcoleslaw, rob delaney, tom scharpling